Sorry, our team has now been filled.

I'm not usually one to boast (cough), but I've had the best idea ever, and am in the process of making what will go down as the greatest game in the history of Newgrounds.

OK, well, maybe not, but it's going to be damn cool.

Hints: it's online, it's real-time, it's competitive, and it simulates the real world.

I don't think you're gonna guess what this is about.

After a bunch of BS and complications, I have re-uploaded NG chat with a better host, and so it should be nice and speedy now.

Check it out:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Nicolas Deary and I (mr-money) have put out our latest insaaaaaaaane creation.... entitled Portal Of Madness!!

It basically lets you create your own customized characters from the Madness series, and then upload them online for everyone to see!! Nicholas is amazing artist and has been working on the animation for 3 months.. I then went and tacked-on the online portal.. ;)

Enjoy!

P.S. VOTE FOR MARIO MOVIE MAKER 4 IN THE NEWGROUNDS FEBRUARY AWARDS!! (if you're eligible)

I have collaborated with Mattster092 to release Mario Movie Maker 4. It lets you make your own mario sprite movies and then upload them online. If you make a good one, you might get featured. Over 700 movies have been released so far.

Check it out here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Hey, I just saw a pretty awesome movie on my game, Advanced Movie Maker. It's called The Realm of Infinite Darkness 1. If you search for that in the online portal, you can watch it. It's a kind of Matrix parody. I'm just surprised someone managed to be so creative.

I would assume that anyone reading this post knows that I have released Advanced Movie Maker. So far, people have mostly been uploading cock movies and the like, but there are some pretty inventive movies that I've seen.

The game has been on the front page for less than a day, and we already have well over 200 entries in our portal.

Here are some of the best:

A Cautionary Tale for my Sister and her Creepy Old Asian Boyfriend -- by Tarrence
Mohammad Comes Home -- by Jonny
tom fulp rapes a walrus - by tooters
The Way of the Bullet -- by Breeze
The Nate and Steve Chronicles: Episode 1 -- by Corey Lizotte
Guy takes a shit in dude's mouth -- by Renandchi2
Superguy vs. The Meteor -- by AtomicToast
POKEMON BATTLE -- by AF-00
EMOKIDD -- by ANTONN

To watch these, just go to the game, browse to the online portal, and do a search for these movies.

There are probably loads more that I'm missing, so please add any in the comments section.

Some of these are a little slow, so I like to watch them in fast motion by moving the scroller along as the movie plays.

P.S. Muslims are likely to be very offended by the Mohammad movie, but be aware that I don't necessarily agree with the views. I didn't make the film. I just thought it was hilarious. I never mind laughing at religion!

http://newgroundselection.co.nr

McJesus named first President of Newgrounds

Deep fried for your sins, McJesus has emerged the first President of Newgrounds, with an astounding 60.30% of the vote! Beating out popular candidates Dew and Dante-Son-Of-Sparda, McJesus has won the contest for the Democratic party!

As promised, McJesus will lobby Tom Fulp for "40 days and 40 nights of non-stop Mudkips and Magikarps to rain down upon the front page". Other campaign promises included the blamming of all submissions, as well as a preview button for the BBS and and animated images of over 150k in size!

Only time will tell if McJesus can make good on his promises.

McJesus will now go on to select his cabinet. He will be able to choose a Secretary of State, Secretary of Defence and Vice President. McJesus is also required to give a victory speech, which will in due time be posted on the official website listed above.

Congratulations to McJesus! Speech! Speech! Speech!

Detailed results here

The winners of the Newgrounds elections have been announced!

> Dante-Son-Of-Sparda won convincly on the Republican side, with 33.33% of the vote.
> McJesus took it for the Democrats, making up 30.77% in a tightly contested race.
> Dew dominated all Libertarians, with an astounding 55.56% win.

The winners will now go on to the general election. You can click here to vote for one of these three candidates. Voting ends 20th April, when we will finally know who is President of Newgrounds.

For detailed results and statistical breakdowns, see this spreadsheet: http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key =pSGxg-cGNjX_iENWlDAMQDA

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Check out:

http://newgroundselection.co.nr

www.newgroundselection.co.nr

With just 5 days to go until the winners of the primaries are announced, now is the best time to sign up for the Newgrounds elections!

It takes just a few seconds. You can join a party (republican, democrat or libertarian), state your policies, your slogan and create your own banner. Feel free to advertise your campaign on the BBS!

Once a candidate from each party is elected, we will move to the general election, where only one candidate can be named the first ever OFFICIAL President of Newgrounds.

Hopefully Tom Fulp will approve some policies! Best of luck!